nostalgiaultra:

wildborscht:

nostalgiaultra:

Villain: Okay Mr Stark you can save your fellow avengers by pressing the green button or you can murder some of them and gain money from it by pressing the red button.

Iron Man: *headbutts the red button with surprising enthusiasm* 

Wow I disagree with this so much

Lets go over to Goliath for his opinion on Tony Stark murdering Aveng- 

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jasperislington:

Some people think that the Uprights are the master of the house. 

Allow me to retort.

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soburin:

look how silly this is! oh my god? you have to like do— oh. oh, oooh. oh. oh, oh, oooh. ooooooooOOOOO. ooooka— arin, don’t leave..! arin doNT— aaaaAAARIIIIInnn, I LOVE OYOOOOOO— NO, IM FUCKIGN DONE!!!!  IM F UCKING DONE!! no youre not! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! im gonn a c— THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! wh i cant— i C ANT  C GET OFF!! WHAT IS TH IS ?!?!??!??I CA NT GET OFF!!!! WH AT IS THIS??!????? IM STUCK!! WHAT IS M Y LIFE?? ahhAaAHHA— I CAN T DO IT , JOn>. I CANT EeE— I CANT FUCKIGN D O IT., I TELL YOU W H AT ARIN, YOU CAN G I VE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN sEE IT OUt, BECAUSE I CERTIANLY CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CANT DO IT WITHOTU ME .i appreciate it, BUT LOOK AT  WH AT WE’RE DEALING WITH MAN!!!ahha„ ARin-YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!! YOU  GOTTA DRAW THE F UCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE., WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOOTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF A ND SAY,WWHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?? NOT FUCKING TH IS!!!!!! AaaaAAAA  IM S U P ERMAN I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! I BE LE ei eve, arin that was a beautiful little moment we just had. i think a both of us got a little heated? —a aaahh…— and we should apologize to each other. its because we’re in a lava stage, dude. —yUO JUST COME BA CK ALL CALM ‘its because we’re in a lava stage, dude.’ that was beautiful, arin, that was like poetry.

rte2:

Reblog if u saw Gail platts tits

rte2:

Reblog if u saw Gail platts tits

I’ve never seen someone buy jam im pretty sure it just appears in houses

I want a big fuck off pile of caramel buttons and freddos for my birthday

historicaltimes:

November 9, 1989, Thousands of East Germans moved into West Berlin. A view of the traffic jam near Brandenburg Gate.

historicaltimes:

November 9, 1989, Thousands of East Germans moved into West Berlin. A view of the traffic jam near Brandenburg Gate.